Bruise Jokes

What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

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Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

What is the worst part about being black?

You never know if your gums are bruised.

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

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A: Because of its appeal.

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Monkey vomit

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What is a Chinese person's favorite wound?

Bruise Lee. I'll see myself out.

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What is red and has seven little dents in it?

Snow White's cherry.

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Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

What's red and has seven dents in it?

Snow whites cherry.

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Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!

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Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits."