Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

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Why do bananas get all the ladies?

Because they have appeal

What did the Banana say to the other Banana?

You're very appealing

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What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

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Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

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What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!

Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing