Wok Jokes

How does the Asian chef get to work?

He woks.

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What do you call a Chinese kid playing college football?

A wok on.

What do you call an explanation of an Asian cooking show?

A wok-through.

How do you fire a Chinese cook?

Ask him to take wok.

What do you call a Chinese fly with no wings?

A wok.

What is a wok?

Something you throw at wabbits when you haven't got your wifle.

What did the American Chef say to the Asian Chef?

Take a wok.

What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

Why don't Chinese Restaurant owners do their dirty dishes?

Because it's too much wok! Sorry, I just made that up!

What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

What's the name of a Korean cook book?

150 ways to wok your dog

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What's the top selling book of all time in Korea?

101 Ways to Wok Your Dog

What do you call a chinese food truck?

A Wok in the Park

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She threw out all the W's.

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What do you call an explanation of an Asian cooking show?

A wok-through.