Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

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Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

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What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

What do you call war fought with bees?

Beeological Warfare

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What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

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What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night?

Gaseous Clay

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !

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What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.

Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.