Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

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What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

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What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?

A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!

What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

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Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

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How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night?

Gaseous Clay

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What do you call an Arab oil baron with Parkinson's?

Sheik Shake

What's the best thing about having Parkinson's?

Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.