Italian Man Jokes

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

gnocchi

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

What do you call an Italian man without arms?

A mute. Sorry if repost.

What did the italian man with dementia have for dinner?

Forgetti Bolognese.

What do you call an Italian man with Parkinson's?

A stutterer.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How the hell did you do that"?

The car rolled on it".

What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

Mute Jokes More Mute Jokes

What do you call an Italian man without arms?

A mute. Sorry if repost.

How do you mute an Italian?

Tie up their hands.

Repost Jokes More Repost Jokes

What's the difference between Reddit and Voat?

Reddit doesn't constantly have reposts from the other site.

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What's the difference between a white story and a black story?

A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"

What's wrong with it?

Doesn't start

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner?

A pan, duh!

What do you give an octomom for mother's day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

Dementia Jokes More Dementia Jokes

What do you call a grocery store for people with dementia?

Question Mart.

Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

Tony Jokes More Tony Jokes

Why is Iron Man Italian?

Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..

Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

Rig Jokes More Rig Jokes

Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure."