What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

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What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

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Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

What does an octopus have ten of?

Tickles...