What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

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Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What's the definition of gross?

Two vampires fighting over a used tampon

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.