What do you call an octopus that loves jokes?

A knock-knocktopus.

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What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

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What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!"

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.