What did Redditor Jesus say to Lazarus?

I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)

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What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

What is the longest?

Life without parole

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How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

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What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...