What did Redditor Jesus say to Lazarus?

I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)

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Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.

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Why was the horse farmer arrested?

He was raising a colt.

What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

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How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...