What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

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What Do You Call A Dog With Wings?

Linda McCartney

Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

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What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

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What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

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What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone