What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

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What is the most offensive coffee to tornado victims?

House blend.

What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

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Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.

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What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

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What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.

What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use?

Oil of Ole'