What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

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What is the most offensive coffee to tornado victims?

House blend.

Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

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What country do I live?

Iran

What's your favorite adult-themed Halloween joke?

My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."

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What's the difference between gluten and hillbillies?

One's inbred, the others in bread

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

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What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai