What is the worst way to ask for a cigarette in San Francisco?

You got a fag I can bum?"

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Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

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What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

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What do public toilets and homeless shelters have in common?

They're both full of bums

What do you call Tums in suppository form?

Bums

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Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.

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Why don't blondes wear mini skirts in San Francisco?

Their balls will show.

Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.

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What's the worst way to lose your job?

By firing squad.

What is the worst way to spell Mississippi?

Correctly.