What is the worst way to ask for a cigarette in San Francisco?

You got a fag I can bum?"

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What did the racist surfer say when asked about hanging a black man?

Hang ten dude!!

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

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How do they get to smoke their cigarettes?

They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.

Why shouldn't Spanish women smoke cigarettes?

You shouldn't smoke if your pregnant.

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What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back? :D

What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

He wiped his bum.

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How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.

Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

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Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.

Why don't blondes wear mini skirts in San Francisco?

Their balls will show.

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What's the worst way to lose your job?

By firing squad.

What is the worst way to find out you just came into money?

via sticky notes