What is the worst way to ask for a cigarette in San Francisco?

You got a fag I can bum?"

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What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

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Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

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Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

What do you call Tums in suppository form?

Bums

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Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.

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Why don't blondes wear mini skirts in San Francisco?

Their balls will show.

Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.

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What is the worst way to spell Mississippi?

Correctly.

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."