Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

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How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

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What did the blonde's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing. They haven't met yet.

What club cancels their meeting everytime?

The vegan club

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Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

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What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

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Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess