Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

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How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

Why does the devil get such a bad rap?

Because like everyone in marketing, he always lets his own stuff slide...

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What do you get when The Dark Knight meets Edgar Allan Poe?

x-post from r/funny) Poetic Justice(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblrme6ovqdnAp1rzkyaxo1500.png)

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

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How many Dragon Ball characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just 1, but It'll take 7 episodes for him to do it.

Why is it Windows 10 and not 9?

because 7 ate 9.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

What's a golfer's favourite song?

Fairway to Heaven

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What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)