Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

What did the American WWI vet say to the angry German veteran?

Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why was 6 happy to see 7?

Because 7 ate 9.

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.

Coworker Jokes More Coworker Jokes

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*