Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What is the good thing about Alzheimer's disease?

That you get to meet new people everyday!

How did the tiny frozen dinner meet the little kid's belly?

microwave

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

What has 7 letters and makes only Redditers mad?

deleted

Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

Coworker Jokes More Coworker Jokes

What did the philosopher say to his coworker?

Cleanup on the detergent aisle"

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.