P.S. Jokes

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3

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What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

Why do black people have white palms?

There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black.

What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me

What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film?

P.S. I Love You

How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in . P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.

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Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

What do you call a country ruled by dank memes?

Kappatalism

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What's pun plus pun?

Poo

What do you call a funny baked good?

a pun

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Why should optometrists never tell jokes?

Because they're too cornea.

I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.

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Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

Why do SJWs hate cannibals?

They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.

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How do you get rid of pubic lice?

Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.

Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.

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Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common?

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Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator?

He wanted cold cuts.

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What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.