P.S. Jokes

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3

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What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

Why do black people have white palms?

There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black.

What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me

What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film?

P.S. I Love You

How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in . P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.

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Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

How do Rabbis make money?

They keep the tips.

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

What does Lebron James do after winning the NBA Championship?

He turns off his Xbox.

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

English Teacher Jokes More English Teacher Jokes

Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

Borrow Jokes More Borrow Jokes

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

What disease do police give black people?

Glock coma

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

Shadow Jokes More Shadow Jokes

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

Why do black people have white palms?

There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?

Find out after the break.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.