George Jokes

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

What do you call half a ginger?

George.

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What is the formula for water ?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O !

Why were George and Lennie sad?

Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed :D

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What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady?

Darth Vader probably gets high fived

What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

karma chameleon

Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

American Colonist Jokes More American Colonist Jokes

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

Why was everyone afraid of the everything bagel?

Because he looked pretty seedy!

Reflection Jokes More Reflection Jokes

What does George Weasley see in the Mirror of Erised?

His reflection.

What's a narcissist's favorite color?

Reflection

Formula Jokes More Formula Jokes

What's a hippy mothers least favorite sport?

Formula one!

What is the formula for water ?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O !

Resistance Jokes More Resistance Jokes

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet