Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

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What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

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He didn't give a hoot !

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A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

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What " "You aren't coming to my house"

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Nothing, Michael liked boys.

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Tosses them off.

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Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

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Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

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He did too much coding.