Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

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Which is the quickest way to make someone lose?

The game.

Why did Victoria lose her job?

We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.

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What did the Invisible Man's mom say after he came out as invisible?

I can't even look at you anymore!"

What happens when you put the Energizer bunny's batteries in backwards?

It keeps coming, and coming, and coming...

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What did Michael Jackson say at the bank?

Make that change"

What college did Michael Jackson go to?

Bringham Young

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Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

How many black men does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

Just 1 because we are all equal and race has no impact.

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Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming?

He did too much coding.