Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

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How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets?

Because he was white.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Pilot.

Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

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How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?

WATERBOARDING!!!

Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

What is an Actor?

A man who tries to be everything but himself