Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

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What sound does an Italian make when you shoot him?

Wop

Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

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Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.

What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"

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Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

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Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

What do you call a river that's an actor?

Russell Flow