What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand?

Irish handcuffs.

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Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

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What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

Why are hands so important?

You always need them for thumb finger another.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

What did Bobby Mcferrin say to his beer?

Don't worry, be hoppy :)

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What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

How do you sink an Irish submarine?

A: Knock on the hatch.