What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand?

Irish handcuffs.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !

What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

OCDC

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

What do you call an Irish R n B singer who's always happy to do something for you?

Mary J O'Blige