What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

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What's better than being up to your knees in beer?

Being up to your nuts in cider.

What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.

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What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

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What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic?

I forget

What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one