What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

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What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

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Where do you store your wine?

In the cabernet

What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

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Why cant Schizophrenics be alcoholics?

because they never drink alone.

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.