What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)

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Who pays?

Germany.

How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

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Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)

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What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.