What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do you split Rome in half?

You use a pair of caesars.

Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

How do you know you're flying over Poland?

A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"

Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener