What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

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What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

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What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

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Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in kansas.

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.