What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

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Vulture Jokes More Vulture Jokes

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

Whats the similarity between a reddit user and a vulture?

Both are dead inside.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

How do you get a Kansas alumni off your porch?

pay him for the pizza.

Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?

AR-Kansas

Carrion Jokes More Carrion Jokes

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

Wayward Son Jokes More Wayward Son Jokes

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!