What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

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What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

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What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

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What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son