What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

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Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

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What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ?

Light ale !

What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

Shredded tweet.

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

Carrion Jokes More Carrion Jokes

Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

Wayward Son Jokes More Wayward Son Jokes

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son