What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton?

A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who does not have all her toes on one foot?

Normal

How does one know a man is going to say something smart?

His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

Where are they going to take me?

I hope its somewhere good

What do the average woman and kids on a snow day have in common?

They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

Laundry.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul