What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Malaysia Airline flight and Internet Explorer?

None. Eventually, both of them are gonna crash.

What's the difference between an all girls soccer team and a tribe of pygmies?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So that they can get closer to the sink.

What do you call a woman that doesn't make me a sandwich?

An ambulance.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa