What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

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What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?

Pupil : It's stolen !

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ?

An udder failure !

What goes moof?

A cow with buck teeth.

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How do you milk a sheep?

With iPhone periph**e**rals.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it