What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms?

Whatever you want

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What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

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Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(

Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

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What do you get when you mix a black man with microwave chicken?

May be offensive) Mike Tyson

Who is the only man to record more knock outs than Mike Tyson?

Bill Cosby