What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms?

Whatever you want

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

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What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

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Who is the only man to record more knock outs than Mike Tyson?

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What do you call Mike Tyson on drugs?

Methed up