What do you call one chickpeas smashing another?

Hummuscide... *italics* gentleman bows

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garabonzo bean?

I don't have a garabonzo bean in my garage because that's where I get pee'd on so there is tarps everywhere.

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

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What do you call one chickpeas smashing another?

Hummuscide... *italics* gentleman bows

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon