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What do you call Pope Benedict after his final day in the papal office?

Ex-Benedict.

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What do you call the Pope after he's resigned?

Ex-Benedict.

What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

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Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.