Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

How crazy is your ex?

Crazy like my triceps " "How sick is your mother Sick like my triceps "