What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

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Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

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How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.

What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

What did the chef say when he was skipped in rotation?

Hey that's my toque!!

Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

NA'CHO CHEESE

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here