Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

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What are you talking about?

I got my hair straightened out."

What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

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Why should civil war be taken seriously?

Because it's Syria's business.

Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

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Why should civil war be taken seriously?

Because it's Syria's business.

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

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Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

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Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

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Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

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Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

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Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!