Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

Why didn't Sug Knight talk to the police?

Because the g is silent

Syria Jokes More Syria Jokes

What is the number 1 activity to do in Syria on Trip Advisor?

Leave.

What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

Syria Business Jokes More Syria Business Jokes

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Why should civil war be taken seriously?

Because it's Syria's business.

Request Jokes More Request Jokes

What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have?

404

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !

Citizen Jokes More Citizen Jokes

Which Nordic country should you never be a part of?

Finland. Once you're a citizen, that's it! You're Finnish! It's over.

Why are Peruvians always deported?

Because they can't Peruve they're citizens