What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

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What's the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss?

They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

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How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

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What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

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Why don't the Cubans have Olympic swimmers?

Because they make it here.

What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....