Where did Santa meet his wife?

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How will Santa get in?

Me: Probably through my credit card. 5: what Me: what

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Who are you & what are you doing in my house?

Long story short, it was his house & his wife is mad

What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

A: About fifty pounds.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.

Where do birds meet for coffee ?

In a nest-cafe !

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.

Who's there ! Armenia ! Armenia who ?

Armenia every word I say !

Clause Jokes More Clause Jokes

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

Phrase Jokes More Phrase Jokes

What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard ?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

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Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

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Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses