Specialize Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves?

Jingle Fett

What do you call someone who specializes in trains?

A trained professional

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

What do you call an Italian mobster who specializes in cold coffee drinks?

Al Frap-Pacino

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' Jokes More ' Jokes

Well...

That’s a deep subject.

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

Vietnamese Jokes More Vietnamese Jokes

What do you call delicious Vietnamese food?

Vietnoms

How do you make a Vietnamese girl pregnant and rich at the same time?

Give her the dong.

Repair Shop Jokes More Repair Shop Jokes

What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .

What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

Second Place Jokes More Second Place Jokes

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

What do you call a rotten lamb chop?

Food gone ba-a-a-a-a-ad.

Special Jokes More Special Jokes

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.