Why did Adrian Peterson sign with the Minnesota Twins?

Because they needed a switch-hitter.

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How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

Why did the football team take the short bus to the game?

They needed more downs.

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What's Adrian Peterson's favorite gaming system?

Nintendo Switch

How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

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What Do You Call Adrian Peterson Playing Baseball?

A switch hitter.

Why did Adrian Peterson sign with the Minnesota Twins?

Because they needed a switch-hitter.