Why did Adrian Peterson sign with the Minnesota Twins?

Because they needed a switch-hitter.

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Tires need changing too you know!

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How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

What Do You Call Adrian Peterson Playing Baseball?

A switch hitter.

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Why did Adrian Peterson sign with the Minnesota Twins?

Because they needed a switch-hitter.

What Do You Call Adrian Peterson Playing Baseball?

A switch hitter.