What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.

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What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

What does a hiker love to listen to?

A trail mix!

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Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?

I don't know but it's e-nourmous.

What goes round the middle of the Internet?

The e-quator.

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What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll tell you the answer tomorrow.