Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

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Why did I break up with my spare change?

It was too clingy

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

Eskimo Jokes More Eskimo Jokes

What do you call an Eskimo who's a peeping tom?

Itookalook

How many eskimos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Obviously.

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What about Take Me On?

4 hrs of arguing later "Ok we'll say both. Now let's get perms."

What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

3 Hour Jokes More 3 Hour Jokes

Why does it take you forever to text me back?

3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about

Whats the difference between reddit and 9gag?

3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot