Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

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Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

How did the psychiatrist break his leg?

He had a Freudian slip.

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Where does Ben Carson spend most of his time on Reddit?

r/explainlikeimfive

What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

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What do you call an Eskimo optometrist?

An optical Aleutian. I actually made this one up. But if someone else said it first, I wouldn't be surprised.

What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the Eskimo schoolgirl?

What's an ice girl like you doing in a place like this

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What about Take Me On?

4 hrs of arguing later "Ok we'll say both. Now let's get perms."

How can you always be such a happy person?

I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible.

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Why does it take you forever to text me back?

3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !