What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

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Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

Handshake Jokes More Handshake Jokes

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.