What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

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What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

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Why don't I enjoy certain middle eastern food?

Because it just makes me falafel.

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

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What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

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What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake

What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

a handshake!