Aryan Jokes

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

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What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals?

A veteran Aryan.

What do you call the Asian-Mexican master race from outer space?

Illegal Aryans

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Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you call the study of Japanese sound?

Yakuztics

What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Where do banana slaves go to work?

Plantaintions.

What do you call a bunch of potheads working together?

A joint effort!

Japanese Person Jokes More Japanese Person Jokes

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

Veteran Jokes More Veteran Jokes

What type of veteran is he?

A seasoned veteran.

What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals?

A veteran Aryan.

War Jokes More War Jokes

What do you call baby ents that are going to war?

The infantree.

What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*

Blue Eye Jokes More Blue Eye Jokes

What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals?

A veteran Aryan.

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

Extraterrestrial Jokes More Extraterrestrial Jokes

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

What do you call an Extraterrestrial from Melbourne?

An Australien.

German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call a silly, apathetic German boy?

Agoofaloofagus

What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding