Why is Bernie Sanders seems like having a long nose?

because AIR IS FREE

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Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020

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Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

Which burger is famous for a long nose?

Cyrano de Burgerac!