Why is a change machine easy to understand?

It makes cents.

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

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What do you call a kleptomaniac who doesn't understand figurative speech?

Someone who takes everything literally

Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

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How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

Why is a change machine easy to understand?

It makes cents.