Violist Jokes

Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!

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Why don't violists play hide and seek?

A: Because no one will look for them.

Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.

What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

A: Terrorists have sympathizers.

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What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

A: Terrorists have sympathizers.

Retrain Jokes More Retrain Jokes

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

How did voldemort look like when he was hiding in albania?

Pretty gaunt

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What did the pirate say when he turned 81?

Nothing, as he didn't exist. The probability of anyone in that demographic reaching their eighties is particularly low, and an active pirate being eighty one years of age is further rendered a statistical impossibility given that a pirate would need to be above a certain threshold in terms of physical ability.

What's white, plastic, and not suitable for ages 5 and under?

Michael Jackson

Folk Jokes More Folk Jokes

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ?

Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

Who's there ! Boiler ! Boiler who ?

Boiler egg for four minutes !