Because they have nothing to fret about!
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A: Because no one will look for them.
A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.
A: Violists.
A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.
A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.
A: Terrorists have sympathizers.
An Iraqnid.
Snow boarding is fun as hell.
Terrorists have sympathizers.
Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.
Drummers.
Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)
H2OOOHHHGG
In the Conservatory!
Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.
It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).
I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"
Necrophilia
The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"