Quran Jokes

Where do they put the infected?

In the Quran-tine room!

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What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

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When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

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What happens if you smoke weed in a musilm country?

Simple, you get stoned twice

Why didn't the rock make it to work today?

He was stoned

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When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

When is the Bible accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

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What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

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What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion?

It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.

How does a muslim close a door?

Islams it.

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What kind of weed do muslims smoke?

Quranic

Why don't Muslims support Harambe?

Because it would

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What does a weed addict day when something miraculous happens?

Dank god

What do you call a tree that smokes weed?

Snoop Log

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What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.