What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

A: Claude

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Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

Claude Jokes More Claude Jokes

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

Who's there ! Claude ! Claude who ?

Claudework Orange !

Loser Jokes More Loser Jokes

What happened to the loser of the Frisbee Championship Finals?

He threw it.

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

Hiss Jokes More Hiss Jokes

What do you even say to someone like that?

I just hissed at them.

What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.