What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

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Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

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What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

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Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

What did the spud lover do before it went to bed?

A: It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.

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How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes 20 episodes

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized