Brush Jokes

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

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Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.

What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

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Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

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