Science Jokes

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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What do children in north korea study for a science?

Kimistry

Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

Why do Christian figureheads not like science?

Because it's about two Adams bonding.

How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

What is the most overused force in science?

Van der Waals.

What is the cuddliest particle known to science?

The HUGS boson!

How does my football throw look to you?

Me: Like you're good at science...

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Theory Jokes More Theory Jokes

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Partner Jokes More Partner Jokes

How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

How do you get your partner to give you head?

Put them in a guillotine.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do professors like stats and physics students?

Because they'll work for p naughts.

Why is Reddit full of liberals?

All the conservatives are out working.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

What is the date in Germany/Brasil today?

7-1. (world cup)

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane

What do you calll a woman that people sit on ?

Cher !

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Why does America have so many boasting Republicans?

Because it needs some bragging rights.

Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What did the scientist say when he discovered the lowest possible temperature?

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.