Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

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Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

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Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument."

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Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What did the hat say to the belt?

You hang around I'll go on ahead

What did the hat say to the necktie?

A: You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!

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Who often shoots in the wrong direction?

Clint Westwood

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.