Small Arm Dealer Jokes

What do T-Rex's do for a living?

They're small arms dealers.

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What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

What do you call... What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs?

A small arms dealer.

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Anyone can pull them off

What do you call... What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs?

A small arms dealer.

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It didn't peso well.

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He was always drinking on the job

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Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz?

Because they are sold out to crackers!

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Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

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How do you make a dwarf taller?

Ge-gnome therapy

What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

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What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

A: You get a dino-sore.

What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

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Where does Iron Man live?

Iron know.

Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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What type of car does a ghost drive?

A BOOick.

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