Small Arm Dealer Jokes

What do T-Rex's do for a living?

They're small arms dealers.

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What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

What do you call... What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs?

A small arms dealer.

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Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.

How do you spot a dwarf in a drugstore?

He's the smallest one

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Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion?

Anyone can pull them off

What do you call... What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs?

A small arms dealer.

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What type of car does a dinosaur drive?

a priustoric!

What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.

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Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

A: You get a dino-sore.

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What does a Native American Biologist live in?

ATP

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

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Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection