What do your mother and a marathon have in common?

They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

What's the difference between three black guys and a joke?

Your mom can't take a joke.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What's the difference between an all girls soccer team and a tribe of pygmies?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a village of pygmies?

One's a bunch of cunning runts.....

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

Why don't Germans compete in marathons?

They have a sad history of not finishing off races.