What do your mother and a marathon have in common?

They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.

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What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

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He was turning things over in his mind.

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A masochist

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Unreliable, you racist prick.

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I was just following odors."

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

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How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

What do your mother and a marathon have in common?

They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.