What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

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What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

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How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

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What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

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Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.